So it’s time to shake things up a little with my first guest blogger, none other than Samhain the Cat!

Samhain is a real pro when it comes to getting noticed, and she’ll be the first to tell you she’s at the top of any meaningful search. Of course, she’s also an expert at NOFOLLOW— you’ll never find her with any search engine on the planet, when she doesn’t want to be found!

So without further ado, let me vacate the keyboard so she can give you:

Samhain the Cat’s SEO Guide

(THE LOLCAT VERSION)